control alt delete


how to shut off any f-cking programs that decides to go against the high speed computer revolution. motherf-ckers.
o my goodess, this program is frozen, i need to press control alt delete.
a computer term -ssociated with slow computers as a reset system, slang: used as a phrase meaning undo, clear or erase.
“it was so embarr-ssing i wish i could just control alt delete the entire day!”

“if only the brain worked like a computer, i need to control alt delete two girls one cup from my memory!”

“i did not need to know that! oh god! control alt delete! control alt delete!”
what you say when you want to close an unwellcome and unpleasant vision in your head; for example, when your parents talk about s-x.
mom! seriously! control alt delete!
used by a clueless old person on a computer when his/her computer gets a virus. usually has no effect or makes the problem worse
the gray haired dude control alt deleted and blew up hiroshima and nagasaki.

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