Contrusive
a word meant to replace any other word, specifically designed to make the dumb-ss you are with feel even more stupid. it works so well because it sort of sounds like it could be a real word and the moron usually just sits there and agrees with you.
you: “that movie couldn’t have been more contrusive! i can’t believe that you made me sit through the whole thing.”
person you are with: “you’re right, i totally agree.”
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