convenient child
a child that is only used at your disposal. a convenient child are used by irresponsible parents that use you as p-wn, pay cheque or when the parent wants to feel loved. a narcists offspring. it’s the child that pays for the parents mistakes, they get the raw end of the deal. a convienient child is used for the parent/s
the mother only showed her convenient child affection when it’s child allowance day, therefore before or after the day he is once invisible, again.
a child young enough to be deemed “cute” by your peers, who you take multiple photos and upload them to social media, particularly instagram. they are a means of getting more ‘likes’ on your photos.
friend: “you looked like you were having so much fun with your cousin last weekend.”
me: “nah, he’s just a convenient child”
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