cooksey
weed smoking shoalin martial arts expert. often unphased by the muay thai c-ck block, and highly accurate at connecting the muay thai c-ck to the head. commonly found in the dojo, seeking some enlightenment with your girlfriend.
male 1: where’s my girlfriend?
male 2: she’s with cooksey.
male 1: f-ck.
lame, stupid, pathetic.
man that burrito was good, but the guacamole was pretty cooksey.
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