Cool Life


a “whatever” responce to an insult. indicting that the person went nowhere in life by making that comment. espescially since it wasn’t true. it is a phrase spoken more commenly by girls than guys.
girl 1: i heard what you did with _insert name here_ at the party last night. wh-r-!

girl 2: cool life (walks away)
what you say when something disappointing or aggravating happens.
jane: -trips and spills coffee all over her new dress-
john: hahahaha!
jane: -sigh- cool life…

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