the most “cool” or the “best”
“man, that car is like the coolest thing i’ve ever seen!”
- chinese abortion
the act of doing someone a favor that would help from killing an innocent human being. this is also known as the act of kicking someone in the crotch with a steel boot. thank you so much you seriously just gave me a chinese abortion. i just gave liam a chinese abortion and he cried.
- fell *ss-backwards
to come into great fortune/luck unexpectedly, especially through imprudent behavior. a: “did you know that jane blew her birthday money all on one ring as an impulse buy, turns out the stone was worth 10x what she paid!” b: “d-mn! she really fell -ss-backwards into something huh!”
- hot santa
when your baby sits on your lap and cr-ps in his/her diaper i was sitting on the couch watching ‘a christmas story’ when i felt a warm sensation on my lap. the devilish look in her eye and the sudden odor in the atmosphere made me realize that she had given me a hot santa […]
a greeting word. can have more 0s added. me-d00m loser- what? me- d00m loser- oh!hi!
what emily orders at the mexican restaurant. emily: i think i’m going to get a chimichaunga &ricew/cheese.