Coon Jizz


the act of gleeking purposly on peoples faces with the upsidedown hand mask on your face. due to the apparent rac–n like face you will have when doing the c–n j-zz
nick aka thec–n:the c–n strikes again

dr. monicle: dammit the c–n how dare you soil on my face with that accursed c–n j-zz

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