Coopz
a person known for his s-xual deviancy with animals.
coopz once ended up in hospital after trying to trombone a donkey in pontefract town centre.
he’s the stuff of legends; some people don’t believe that he ever existed, some people make up stories involving themselves with coopz to try and make themselves appear cool, and some people spend their entire lives obsessing over him. he’s rumoured to be scottish, standing at well over 7 foot tall, with a ferocity that would scare a great white shark.
“omg!!1 that is epic!! alsost as awesome as the time coopz…..”
“i saw elvis at the grocery store last week! – oh yeah? well i saw coopz! i win!”
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