Corn Burner


the opposite of a rice burner, but referring to an american car instead. a corn burner is defined as domestic car (or truck) that has been given unnecessary cosmetic “mods” to “enhance” performance. examples of this may include: 1) lift kits that still have stock tires 2) fake hood scoops 3) decorative side vents 4) aftermarket cop horns 5) plastic bed extenders.
jack: what the h-ll is up with that ford f-150 over there? why does it have a useless hood scoop if it doesn’t have an intercooler?

ryan: that would be what we would call a corn burner.

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