Corn in the toilet
it’s the situation that takes place when you swallow corn or eat it partially…
it´s result is the appareance of corn seeds in the toilet as you take a dump which will mostly end up in disgust by the “creator”.
this happens because the human large intestine can´t absorbe cellulose (dietary fiber), joining it with other waste products. which simply end up in your toilet.
person 1: today i went to the bathroom and what i saw in the toilet disgusted me…
person 2: what was it?
person 1: i really saw what i eat yesterday, corn with eggs, i saw the corn in the toilet.
person 2: ewwww
person 1: (lol)
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