correlationship
(n) an improper relationship formed by someone who thinks correlation implies causation.
person a: every time i forget to pray at night, i’m late for work in the morning. if i can’t consistently get my prayer on, i’m def gonna lose my job.
person b: that’s an interesting correlationship you’ve conjured.
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