cornfield

a reference to the twilight zone episode, “it’s a good life,” in which a mutant with godlike mental powers, in the guise of a monstrous 6-year-old boy, sends with a wish anyone and anything that displeases him to a limbo-like void known as the cornfield. this term is frequently used on metafilter to describe the banishment, temporary or permanent, of members who disregard the sensibilities of the community.
example: “since i’m probably off to the cornfield anyway, mano, f-ck you. if you don’t like it, don’t read it.”
cornfield..a ficticious place where you wish people that you dont like or care for to go to.
example…my husband makes me sick,i think i’m gonna wish him to the cornfield.
a place surrounded by unwanted ears. when you are on the phone with someone and you can’t say something because there are too many people around to hear it (with their ears).
d: so l has a nasty rash that she needs antibiotics for.
k: how did she get it?
d: i cant say right now i am in a cornfield.
k: oh too many ears in the room right now. cool call me later and tell me what happened.
a corn field is when you cant talk about a subject becuase of the “ears” that are around who are listening
“omg did you see carla, she is dressed like a total wh-r-!”

“hey its a corn field, can we talk about that later??”
someone that is so corny, they might as well be an entire cornfield.
“women should have rights equal to men!”

“you’re being such a cornfield right now, homie.”
fict-tious place to send someone who is or says something stupid, yet comical.
eric says…”you guys want to get the motorcycles out and go for a ride?”…and jason replies ” my rocket pig is ready for takeoff!”…where eric replies..”jason, cornfield, now!”
noun: the area between a blond boy’s legs. often accompanied by a windmill, and a barn with two cows.
“timmy’s cornfield is looking a little shabby- it needs to be trimmed.”