Cornfuck
the act of shucking corn by inserting entire cob with husk into -n-l cavity & performing the vagal maneuver (bearing down as in a forced bowel movement), thus expelling freshly shucked corn. for best results use a virgin sphincter. after eating corn, husk will become more malleable and easily removed manually.
“hey d-cky, go cornf-ck 12 ears for supper, we havin company.”
“but mom….we had corn last night & my -sshole is bleeding & the doc said i gotta wait a week….cant edwin do it?”
a corny -ss person with corny -ss sayings.
“just follow your heart baby.”
-you f-cken corn f-cker”
“i’ll love you till the day i die.”
-bullsh-t! you corn f-ck!
by jiden
a bad-ss mo’ fo’ who enjoys taking blunts to the dome daily.
one who has no affiliation with corn, yet has a sweet street name.
“corn f-ck” is also known as a “street name”.
ay yo corn f-ck! wuts poppin playa?
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