cornpouch
1) a small package or sack of dried corn kernals. usually popped over a stove.
2) a human scr-t-m containing moderate to large t-st-cl-s. the type of scr-t-m typically enjoyed by females.
jon: hey brah i just copped me a cornpouch from some indian sh-tbag at 7 – 11.
evan: good sh-t, i just got kicked in the cornpouch by some little mongoloid b-tch, i could use somethin to make me feel better.
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