fartist
a person who turns a fart into a work of art.
rodney is a brilliant fartist: he plays beethoven’s moonlight sonata through his -n-s.
noun: one who elevates the act of p-ssing gas
(flatulence) to an art form. coined by “loveline” host adam carolla
“when i p-ss gas at the writing table at ‘jimmy kimmell live’, i’m expressing myself–i’m a fartist.”
a fake artist. the new generation of rich, nothing to do kids. their art is all about shock value, aesthetic, and how it might sound when explaining it to a group of mutual friends in a dive bar. fartist’s are internally tormented for not being born jack kerouac or charles bukowski, so they invent pseudo life struggles to get close to the likes of great men and woman like that.
the more pretentious, the more their fart (fake art) smells.
fartist 1: hey man, i just wrote a song: “i can’t stand living one more night, on my friends mattress, another parental fight…”
fartist 2: sh-t, that was tight. would you mind tearing a hole in my shirt so it looks like i sleep in the woods against my will.
fartist 1: h-ll ya brother.
pretentious, elitist, normally annoying “artists” who seek to breakdown every thing down into artistic merits and judge them upon those and only those. fartists have a tendency to judge things that are not intended to be judged in an artistic manor, for example: advertis-m-nts, action movies and p-rno films
“that guy said that action movie sucked because there was no storyline. but he’s just a fartist”
a fartist is a farting artist
wow, not only is that artist really good, he farts a lot. he is the best fartist i know!
any artist (musician, writer, etc.) whose works only repulse the general public in a way similar to how farts are considered unpleasant.
fart+artist=fartist
she is at that huge pop-country music festival. i stayed home because i could not justify patronizing those fartists
fartist – fake amus-m-nt really trying inside so to – not acknowledge they suck at life an use art as an excuse for it
phony artists, people who are to lazy to do anything else and use ‘starving artist’ as a way around it.
an insult to those truly devoted to art,
my fartist friends whine on facebook all day that no one pays them attention while at the same time they refuse to work and sponge off others.
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