cornpump
-ss,-sshole,digestive tract
“check out the cornpump on that babe”…”hot foods will burn your cornpump”
unwanted,useless item or person
“the cornpump was for sale,but i wasn’t buyin’…” “…some cornpump took my seat at the bar”
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