cornpwn
a pun on the word “cornpone”, which means “hickish”, to cornpwn is to beat especially easily, skillfully, or effectively (that’s to say, pwn) a person from an area more urban than the one you’re from.
new yorker a-rod was just struck out by ohioan roger clemens; a-rod just got cornpwned!
2 more definitions
also spelled corn pone; highest level of pwnage; derived from the story of the english settlers taking the indians land in return for only corn; most often seen when the ‘pwnee’ flips the pwn on the ‘pwner’
student 1: hahaha i pwnd you on that math test!
student 3: pwnt.
student 2: dude, i had my autistic sister take it for me.
student 3: corn pwn!
1. to pwn oneself.
2. (in a gaming sense) to commit suicide by mistake.
origin
created by mic, justin, and mike during a trip to ohio in july of 2005.
cornpone is actually cornbread made without milk or eggs. but this has no connection to a cornpwn, so don’t try to make one. do all words have to have a deep meaning behind them? :-p
used when a plan, plot, or action towards someone or something else backfires, and the originating person/thing gets pwned instead of its target.
(in reference to a game player who just blew himself up while trying to eliminate another player) “that guy just got cornpwned!”
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