the annual football game between rivals cortland state and ithaca college in upstate new york. sports ill-strated once called it “the biggest little game in the nation.” ithaca leads the series 31-15 all time. the game is marked by the biggest party weekend for both schools.
1. “i’ve got 15 people visiting me and i’m wasted at 9 am. it must be cortaca jug weekend!”
2. “did you see the definition someone from cortland wrote for the cortaca jug? it was so bad i had to edit it for grammar and correctness. stupid state schoolers!”
the annual football game between rivals cortland state and ithaca college in upstate new york. espn calls it “the littlest big game in the nation.” cortland is known for kicking ithaca’s -ss and currently has possession of the “cortaca jug.” the biggest party weekend and school spirited weekend for both schools.
1. it’s 9am and i’m wasted”
“must be cortaca”
2. “i got 15 people visiting me”
“must be cortaca”
cortland state dominates in every sport and therefore has possession of the cortaca jug.
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