cortnie
a genuinely funny white girl whose charming personality attracts both males and females. she loves animals and everything about nature, so you will often find her in the outdoors. however, the computer is also one of her best friends, along with her cat. she is a natural dancer with a beautiful body and huge booty. she is the life of the party and makes friends very easily. she is someone who is able to juggle work, friends, and family. however, this contributes to her consistently sleeping at around 4 am.
cortnie is somebody who likes to hot box while making their sandwiches. enjoys eating a variety of different sandwiches while dancing to korean popular music. likes moose. amy is her best friend. on august 2, 2015, cortnie got a tramp stamp of a banana wearing sungl-sses and riding a motorcycle. she attracts, in particular, people whose first names start with ‘k’.
nickname: corny cortnie
a: hey who’s that hot girl?
b: did you see her bust those moves?
a: i heard she makes good sammiches
k: hey hey back off cortnie’s mine!
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