cosmic boner


(n) a b-n-r that is 3x to 50x the size of the average b-n-r. it’s force is so great that it is known to break the sound barrier and destroy solid rock.
“my cosmic b-n-r was so big, my girlfriend exploded and my 8 year old next door neighbor died because he was either a. blasted away from the giz, b. crushed, or c. died from the sight

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