Cosmopolitan magazine
also known by some by “cosmo” and “women’s bible”
magazine for the 18-35 mostly caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.
teaches virtues and life lessons like “90 ways to please your man” and “how to make men want you.”
can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one’s perspective.
has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.
i didn’t renew my cosmopolitan magazine subscription because the message it sends is horrible.
i read cosmopolitan magazine every month. it’s the only reading i do. because of cosmo, i can now give amazing bl-w j-bs and dress to impress men.
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