costanza situation
any type of pain caused by carrying around unwieldly purses or wallets. in particular, references the pain that happens when your hips are not properly aligned due to an unusually stuffed to capacity wallet.
i think i’ve got a costanza situation doc. my lower back hurts from sitting on this huge wallet.
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