Costco Daze
the state in which the individual in question is in when aimlessly wandering about costco crashing their oversized carts into stacks of oversized produce/paper goods/electronics.
i always find myself in a costco daze when i plow over an innocent 4 year old while trying to find the palmolive supersize bottles.
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