COTC
an abrievation for “cuddle on the couch”. spooning with a significant other on a large, comfortable couch. blanket highly recommended. it is acceptable for bros to also cotc, if you call no h-m-.
i got a new couch, cotc?
an internet abbreviation meaning, “cr-pping on the ceiling.”
dude! did you know that there is a new internet extension called fire sheep, that allows you to side-jack a social networkers account from unsecured wifi hot-spots?
oh my g-d! i’m totally cotc!
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