Cowboy Bidet


the act of hand washing your -ss with toilet water after you’ve taken a cr-p because you have no toilet paper. flushing multiple times ensures a good final rinse.
jim: what took you so long?
billy: those mcemployees forgot to to restock the tp so i had to use the cowboy bidet. then i had to wait while i drip dried.

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