cougar-cornered
this is when a group of drunken cougars are actively groping you in front of your subordinates because they are intoxicated by your youthful s-x appeal…..and drunk on rum-runners. caution, these cougars are not afraid of inappropriate and awkward grabbing, kissing, and spanking. this can stop almost as soon as it began, leaving the young buck puzzled and mildly aroused.
josh was “cougar-cornered” at the table after dinner when thaiquasia was awkwardly kissing his face while shanaynay smacked his s-xy booty and simultaneously yelled “hot chocolate!”……
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