cotchblock


when your cotch, or state of relaxation and comfort, is ruined by a irritating or aggravating person or thing. similar to c-ckblock.
#1 dude, me and my mates were just chilling last night when dave’s girlfriend called.

ah man, claire is such a cotchblocker.

#2 stop talking to me about that exam tomorrow! what a cotchblock.

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