Cottle-job.


a person who claims to drink vast quant-ties of alcohol, but in reality has the alcohol capacity of a squirell and chooses to throw his drinks around the room. often spotted in a kebab shop, rim-jobbing the locals in exchange for free chips. it can also be said that a cottle-job resembles a pork chop in appearance. basically, an obese bottle-job.
dave : “did you see that geezer in bayside kebab shop, the other night, he was under a table with mayo on his chin ?”

marco : “yeh what a complete f-cking cottle-job.”

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