Cotton Wool
verb: rhyming slang for male masturbation. to “have a pull”. when friends and accomplices are used to the term, it can be shortened to a “cotton” for public discretion.
eg 1: jimmy was so worked up after a boys night out at the strippers, he went home immediately to have a cotton wool.
eg 2: q “where’s steven?”
a “he’s out the back having a cotton”
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