Couch Invader
someone who starts watching tv with you and then starts changing the channel. as first watching the tv you should have control of the remote, anyone takes over is the couch invader.
“did you watch the oc last night?” “no! my couch was totaly invaded last night!” “dame! who was the couch invader?”
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