Couch Jockey
a term describing someone who often sits on their -ss and does nothing but watch the b–b tube in their spare time. someone who feels the need to man the couch at all times. also, may be a person who loves video games entirely too much.
my brother is a couch jockey for a living.
a derogatory term used by pc gamers to describe an individual who exclusively plays console games. console games are generally played on a couch in one’s living room. as opposed to pc games which are usually played from an office chair at a desk.
you bought oblivion for the 360? what, are you turning into some kind of dirty couch jockey?
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