when a cougar deflowers virginity of a cub.
“my cougarginity was young and she was so old. she showed me the wilds of the forest and mountains like i’ve never seen before. i feel so violated yet so mature!”
the invitation that you get only when someone from the first or second rounds of invites declines. i got a re-vite to brad & pam’s wedding, only after that doucebag kenny declined it first.
a person who can lighten up even your darkest days. the best! ohhh…you are such a febin!!!
russell t. davies. executive producer of doctor who and master of the gay agenda. many fans believe that rtd must go! to act dumb or stupid. alex: that ran into a wall. andy: yea, i think he has rtd an shortened spelling of ‘r-t-rd’. 1: that guy is such an rtd 2: what, that’s his […]
when somebody fails something and you laugh at them (can use multiple lols) (a fat person beside you is walking up some stairs and gets tired and falls over) you: (point at them)failolololol!!! this term is used when describing the act of laughing out loud at someone who has just “failed”, or done something or […]
- river monkey
a poker player who pays you off just the amount you want, just to see the river card – and of course – to hit his flush or straight, against the odds you gave him. keep paying me off at over price, river monkey.. cant believe you a paid pot size bet with your 9 […]