cougher
a large hit of pot which makes you cough & really gets the thc into your lungs (often done intentionally).
i’m gonna take another hit, and this one’s gonna be a cougher.
inhaling too much pot smoke in a fashion that makes you cough
“dude that was a cougher”
a person who subconsciouy coughs when they are in a situation that makes them unconfortable. often coughers are government officials who dont know what to say when asked a question. but can also be a person who doesnt get out much and when they do they dont know what to do.
reporter: sir, can you comment on the current situation in nort korea?
gov’ person: -cough- -cough- umm -cough- sorry i have a bad cold, the current situation is slighty unstable but we are in control.
reporter: -whispers to guy next to him- hes a cougher i can tell.
hot girl in club: hey there whats your name?
geek who lives with mom: -cough- my name -cough- is martin.
hot girl: thats cool, my names candy.
geek: -cough- cool -cough-
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