Could


a person with whom you ‘could’ have s-x but don’t want to. i.e it is physically possible.
one stage lower than a ‘would’, two stages lower than a ‘good’ but one higher than a ‘dud’.
john – “what is the good, would, could, dud status of your new cl-ss mate?
dave – “2 goods, 4 woulds, 3 coulds and 2 duds. not bad really”

rev tolstoy – “how is the new choir leader deacon johnson?”
deacon johnson – “well i could i suppose but i’d have to be f-cking p-ssed”

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