Coulrophobic


the fear of clowns. being scared of clowns due to past experience. sometimes triggered through extreme fright. not always caused by clowns. has been symptoms of narcotic use and near overdose on aspirin.
you see a clown and run in fright, or you see a balloon animal and you automatically -ssume there is a creepy clown that made it, that is being coulrophobic
the fear of clowns. clowns are most commonly described as (evil) people who dress up in a sh-tload of makeup a red nose and a wig to hide their ugly face. their main goal is to scare and rape children (usually boys) and men. all clowns are evil,ugly, gay men.
i clown tried to f-ck me and now i’ve been coulrophobic ever since.

clowns have an obsession with making things out of long ballons…

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