Coutaraus


a creature located within oak ridges. is at it’s most vicious state when hair is long and bushy like the mexican terrorist it is. will attack with any possible weapon ( drumstick, knife, dairy gloves)within arms reach. only one of his kind found to date.
crikey!, its a coutaraus!

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