Crowed


a woman who tears off and hides the genitals of the opposite s-x to never be seen again in hopes to become as strong as a crow.
” did you hear how penny crowed that poor tommy boy down the street”
a man is from doing a girl from behind, she then flaps her arms and makes a sound of a crow ( caw caw, caw caw ).
have you ever been crowed?
using a word that doesn’t exist or with the wrong definition in an attempt to sound hip.
ex: “these dirty phones are bogued out.” instead of saying: “these dirty phones are nasty.”
to throw a fake punch at someone and scape a persons nose then getting blamed for punching them.
guy 1: did you hear what happened to her last night?
guy 2: yeah he totally jcrowed her!

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