cowboy hat
the paper thin, white paper sheets available in most public bathrooms to place between your cheeks and and the seat. can be easily folded and worn to look like a cowboy hat.
matt came back from the bathroom with a new cowboy hat. too bad the waitress at denny’s didn’t let it slide.
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