coworkerzoned
when a coworker, with whom you are friends, declares you to be “merely a coworker” thereby terminating the friendship.
my good friend at work, who happens to be very attractive and who i would totally ask out on a date if we did not work together, has totally coworkerzoned me. no more friendly banter or coffee talk. i have been demoted and expelled from the friendzone.
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