cowosarus
a large person, usually over 250 pounds, whom is not only fat but also ugly and smells bad, like some sort of combonation of fat s-x and mexican food, and they are very controlling of their s-xual partner
“did you see that fat b-tch brittany walking down the road? she was a cowosarus!!”
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