“cracking pair of t-ts”
the most perfect pair of knockers you will ever see
dan: woah dave, check out the bird with the “cpot” over there in the corner!
dave: holy sh-t man! those really are a “cpot”. niceee!
- five banger
a term for five of anything. guy1: yo how many beers u had? guy2: a five banger.
- bir chi chi chi
a word that you can place in for a cuss word or just because it is fun to say you son of a bir chi chi chi!!!!!!
- bird of love
a woman (bird) who orally stimulates a man (f-ll-t–/bl-wj-b) and then swallows all of his s-m-n (c-m/man juice) me: we all know the bird of peace is the dove…. right? you: ahhhh, yep me: well…. do you know what the bird of love is? you: i dunno me: the swallow
- cr*pital region
a term used for the region around albany, new york, for describing its washed-up, has-been (if it isn’t actually a never-was, never-will-be) nature and unsuitability as a place to grow up, raise a family or grow old. the trash is whiter than the snow. the guidos/guineas/wops rival those in nyc for inability to be severed […]
- bird time
the time of the morning, just on dawn when the noise of birds screeching across the sky and screaming from the trees is so loud it wakes people out of their drink-induced comas. my head was thumping with the most m-ssive hangover and i’d only crawled into bed 30 minutes earlier when the noisiest bird […]