Crabmeat Dick

the smell or condition commonly attributed to an unclean p-n-s or taint. this smell often ruminates through bar men’s rooms and high school bathrooms/locker rooms alike.
why janice, what is that scent your wearing, might it be crabmeat d-ck?

dude, you’ve got some serious crabmeat d-ck going on down there.

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