crack-attacker


a flamboyantly h-m-s-xual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the -n-s, i.e. b-tt “crack.”
“yo dog check out this guy with the capris and justin bieber cutoff shirt on.”
“yeah i know right? total crack-attacker.”

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