crack-friend
a poor, blank-english software translation of v-g-n- and one of the funniest hyphenated words since sack-t-ts. commonly encountered in emails from regions of the world with sophisticated p-n-s-enlarging technology such as nigeria and equatorial guinea. upon encountering an offer containing this word, one should remember the ancient adage : “if it sounds too good to be true, then it definitely is true guy!”
“women make joke at size of your male-aggregate; make there crack-friend your dominion! 49.95?$”
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