crack licker


a lesbian
that crack licker won’t f-ck me.
one who goes above and beyond the level of -ss kissing.
sam: “i’d love to buy you cookies! want me to rub your belly too, mr. juan?”
mr. juan: “sam, stop licking my crack…”
everyone: “sam’s a crack licker!”

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