Crack Shark
1. a person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s -ss, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients b-ttcrack.
2. complete and constant kiss–ss.
mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.
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