Crack Slam


as seen in futurama: the beast with a billon backs, it is by far the rudest way to hang up a phone. one does this by placing the phone between the cheeks of the b-ttocks and slamming it back into the receiver. this works best when both parties are using a video phone.
“issak was being such a d-ck last night that i crack slammed the phone on his -ss!”

“dude, he must have really been a d-ck to deserve that.”
using one’s b-ttocks to hang up the phone in the rudest possible manner
“how did you get this number? hermes, hang up on him in the rudest possible manner!”
“yes sir!”
-drops pants and picks up the receiver with his b-tt-
“no! not the crackslam!”
-slam-

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