crap ton
a cr-p ton is equal to 4 sh-t loads.
we had a cr-p ton of time to think of this example.
how j-panese people pr-nounce eric clapton’s name. has been featured on several j-panese versions of his alb-ms.
“my favorite eric cr-pton songs are rayra and ray down sarry.”
a more child friendly version of “sh-tload”. “cr-pton” beat out other hopefulls such as “p–pypound”, “dookieounce”, and “blackbananagram”. use cr-pton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child’s ears bleed.
for star jones to get that fat, she must have eatten a cr-pton of fried chicken.
a unit of measurement equal to 558 kg or 1230 lbs. first used by joe bereta on the sourcefed youtube channel on 8/1/2012.
australian authorities intercepted a cr-p-ton of meth and heroine in sydney.
a unit of measure. a ridiculously large amount. used to describe quant-ties in otherwise unfathomable amounts.
erica, i love you heapsofscads.
brendan, i love you a whole cr-pton.
an extreme amount of something
i have a cr-p ton of work to do today
two sh-t loads and a give a sh-t
when you have several of an object or when you have an object to excess
“you have a cr-pton of ice cream”
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