Crack Slice


a slice of pizza with diced tomatoes, bacon, chicken, extra cheese and ranch dressing that happens to have the same addiction as crack cocaine.
my friend pressured me to try the infamous crack slice one day and i’ve been hooked ever since. once you sink your teeth into the slice your chasing the dragon, never getting that satisfaction from the first time you experienced it.

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