Crack Whoring


1. the process whereby a group of men go looking for s-x with drug addicted prost-tues in the ghetto.

2. when well-paid pro football players, just days before a superbowl game, get arrested in miami while cruising for drugged up prost-tutes in the ghetto (this really happened!!),

3. the act whereby dumb-ss bachelor party partic-p-nts who are too cheap and too stupid to pay for real hookers/strippers will instand op to find much cheaper (and more dangerous) hookers who are willing to have s-x for the price of their next drug fix
bob: i want to have s-x, but we’re too dumb, lazy, fat, ugly and broke to get any hot girls without having to pay for it.

tom: i know – let’s call up the guys and go crack whoring in the ghetto.

bob: yeah! because if we go with a bunch of dorky looking white and/or asian guys we won’t get mugged, beatin’ and robbed by the homies when we cruising through the hood looking for sk-nks.

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